- Me: This older generation pisses me off so much.
- Therapist: Why?
- Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
- Therapist: And?
- Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers.
- Therapist: Touchè.
Here’s your ticket. Stick to it, Harry, it is very important. Stick to it.
Anyone in the NYC area looking to buy a 2012 Scion IQ? Mines got 28k miles on it…. i have two dogs so its got a little hair in it, but its mostly gone… clean title…. parks everywhere… its amazing. need to sell it for financial reasons!
CALL ME! or text me. that works too.
my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already